The Good Ones are at the TOP

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we women just have to be a little patient and the right Man, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree; will come some day! Silly boys... if they could only figure out how to use a damn ladder.